Ni66as In Paris…

 

So the incomparable Bridget Minamore, has remixed Ni66as In Paris for me in light of me running the Paris De Semi this coming Sunday. I tell you what, this shit BLEW MY MIND. Not only does she show how gifted she is as a poet but how funny she can be. After the week/end I had this has, without doubt, has put a permanent smile on my face.

 NIGGAS (RUNNING) IN PARIS

 

 

WE’RE GONNA RUN TO ONE SONG AND ONE SONG ONLY

 

RUN SO HARD MO’FUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

 

SO I RUN SO HARD MO’FUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

ALL THE RUNNERS STAY BEHIND ME

WHAT’S SUB 2 HOURS TO A MO’FUCKER LIKE ME

CAN YOU PLEASE REMIND ME?

RUN SO HARD

THAT SHIT CRAZY

Y’ALL KNOW 13 MILES DON’T PHASE ME

YOUR LEGS COULD GO ZERO TO SEVEN MILES AND I LOOK AT YOU

LIKE THIS SHIT GRAVY

 

RUN SO HARD

THIS SHIT WEIRD

WE AIN’T EVEN ‘SPOSED TO BE HERE

RUN SO HARD, SINCE WE HERE

IT’S ONLY RIGHT THAT WE RUN HERE

PSYCHO, I’M LIABLE, TO WIN MEDALS,

TAKE YOUR PICK

FARAH, RADCLIFFE, HIGDON, WE ALL SICK

RUN SO HARD

GOT A GARMIN,

NIKE FUEL, FORGET TICK TOKS

RUNNING FAST, NOT LOSING TIME

RUNNING WITHOUT AN UGLY WATCH

R-RUN SO HARD

I’M SHOCKED TOO

I’M SUPPOSED TO BE LAZY BOO

IF YOU ESCAPED WHAT I’VE ESCAPED

YOU’D BE IN PARIS TO GO RUNNING TOO

RUN SO HARD

I THROW UP, BLISTERS ALL OVER MY FEET

LUNAR GLIDES, NIKE SPIDERS, LUCOZADE SPILT ON MY ID’S

RUN SO HARD

BITCH BEHAVE, JUST MIGHT LET YOU MEET CHARLIE,

LONDON TOWN, RUN DEM CREW, I’M RUNNING LONDON EVERYDAY

 

SO I RUN SO HARD MO’FUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

THAT SHIT CRAY

THAT SHIT CRAY

THAT SHIT CRAY

THAT SHIT CRAY

THAT SHIT CRAY

THAT SHIT CRAY

 

SHE SAID, “YO CAN WE GO DOWN TO NIKE TOWN?”

I SAID “LOOK, YOU NEED TO FIRST GO LOOK AROUND

 

COME AND MEET ME WHEN YOU’VE GOT AT LEAST £80

COS SHIT IN THERE, IT ISN’T CHEAP, SO PUT THAT DOWN”

R-RUN SO FAST

THAT SHIT CRAY, AIN’T IT CREW?

R-RUN SO FAST

WHAT YOU ORDER? GYAKUSOU

R-RUN SO HARD

YOU LEGS SO SORE, THEY FEEL NUMB

RUN SO HARD

ACT LIKE YOU’LL NEVER BE AROUND AWESOME RUNNERS

LIKE THIS AGAIN

RUNNING GIRL, WATCH HER ASS

UP AND DOWN ‘COS SHE’S GOIN’ FAST

EXCUSE MY FRENCH WE’RE GOIN’ FRANCE (I’M JUST SAYIN’)

CANDICE BROWN SHE DO IT RIGHT, IF YOU ASK ME

THE WAY SHE GOIN SHE SOON BE RUNNING SHIT AT NIKE

NUTRITION MY NIGGA

NO FAGS ARE A KILLA

I KNOW I SHOULD STOP BUT

I STILL DRINK BEER FOR MY DINNER

SIMON SAYS I’LL GET SICKA

SO I’MA START LISTENIN’

GOT MY NIGGAS IN PARIS

AND WE’RE GOING GORRILLAS, HUH!

 

“I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS”

“NO-ONE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE”

“NO IT’S NOT…”

“IT GETS THE PEOPLE RUNNING”

 

RUN SO HARD MO’FUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

RUN SO HARD MO’FUCKERS WANNA FINE ME

 

YOU ARE NOW STARTING THE MARATHON

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

THESE OTHER RUNNERS IS LYIN’

RUNNING’S ACTUALLY PRETTY SHIT

 

I ALWAYS CRY WHEN I’M RUNNING HOME

 

YOU KNOW HOW MANY RUNNERS MOAN?

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

 

THE RUNNERS IS OUT THE BUILDING

THEY’RE BODY’S GOT THAT FEELING

THEY THINK THEY GONNA DIE

HOW YOU KNOW, I GOT THAT FEELING

YOU ARE NOW STARTING THE MARATHON

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

I’M GOING TO GET IN MY ZONE

 

I’M DEFINITELY IN MY ZONE.

 

 

The morning after, the night before.

 

 

Wordsworth.

 

Remember last summer I lived on Corona? This is my new boo.

 

How I feel about training.

 

 

How I feel about medals.

 

 

Liifesaver.

Meet myself halfway. 

 

I get by with a little help from my friends.

 

 

Swoosh love.

 

FACE.

 

Little n Large.

 

Perspire2Inspire

xoxo